House Plants & Their F*cked-Up Thoughts: P.S., They Hate You is perfect for plant parents and humor lovers seeking hilarious relief from the silent judgment of their leafy companions through irreverent plant comedy. This 95-page hardcover gift book features witty one-liners and hilariously relatable plant humor that imagines what your favorite ferns, succulents, and tropicals are really thinking—spoiler alert: it's not pretty and they're definitely judging your watering schedule. Whether you've felt those leafy side-eyes from your fiddle-leaf fig, suspect your philodendron is eyeing your partner, or need laughs about your plant parenting failures, this book is ideal for plant enthusiast gifts, coffee table humor, and anyone who talks to their plants and wants to know what sassy thoughts they're thinking back.

Key Features:

• Hilarious 95-page hardcover book (7" x 5" x 1") featuring illustrated plant humor and witty one-liners that reveal the twisted, judgmental thoughts of houseplants including ferns, succulents, and tropical plants
• Laugh-out-loud plant comedy perfect for anyone who's forgotten to water plants, felt judged by their green companions, or wondered if their majesty palm finds them pathetic
• Written by Carlyle Christoff & Elisabeth Saake as the ultimate gift book for plant parents who appreciate dark humor, sarcasm, and relatable plant parenting struggles

Perfect for:

• Plant parents and houseplant enthusiasts who appreciate dark humor, sarcasm, and need comic relief from their plant care anxiety and leafy judgment
• Gift-givers seeking funny presents for plant lovers, gardening friends, or anyone who talks to their plants and enjoys irreverent, adult humor about plant relationships
• Coffee table book collectors and humor enthusiasts wanting quirky, illustrated books that combine plant culture with witty, relatable comedy about modern plant parenting fails