House Plants & Their F*cked-Up Thoughts - Funny Plant Humor Book by Christoff & Saake, Hilarious Plant Parent Gift & Comedy
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House Plants & Their F*cked-Up Thoughts - Funny Plant Humor Book by Christoff & Saake, Hilarious Plant Parent Gift & Comedy
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Houseplants and Their F*cked-Up Thoughts: P.S., They Hate You is a 96-page hardcover humor gift book by Carlyle Christoff and Elisabeth Saake.
Small format, about 6.5 by 4.5 inches. New. Adult humor with strong language.
Ever wonder if your houseplants are silently judging you? Spoiler: they are. This laugh-out-loud illustrated gift book imagines what your favorite ferns, succulents, and tropicals are really thinking, and it is not pretty. Maybe your fiddle-leaf fig finds you pathetic. Your majesty palm is deeply disdainful. And is it possible your philodendron has been eyeing your partner?
Packed with witty one-liners, vibrant plant portraits, and hilariously relatable plant humor, it's perfect for anyone who talks to their plants and suspects they're talking back. Each plant even comes with its astrological sign and a cheeky note, so it's as much fun to flip through as it is to gift. Little enough to sit on a coffee table or a shelf, and exactly the right kind of petty.
The ultimate present for the plant parent, the serial plant killer, or the green-thumbed goddess in your life. Open it, if you dare.
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- Title: Houseplants and Their F*cked-Up Thoughts: P.S., They Hate You
- Authors: Carlyle Christoff and Elisabeth Saake
- Format: hardcover, 96 pages, approx. 6.5" x 4.5"
- Genre: humor, gift book, plant parody
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