{"product_id":"houseplants-and-their-fucked-up-thoughts","title":"House Plants \u0026 Their F*cked-Up Thoughts - Funny Plant Humor Book by Christoff \u0026 Saake, Hilarious Plant Parent Gift \u0026 Comedy","description":"\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003eHouseplants and Their F*cked-Up Thoughts: P.S., They Hate You is a 96-page hardcover humor gift book by Carlyle Christoff and Elisabeth Saake.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eSmall format, about 6.5 by 4.5 inches. New. Adult humor with strong language.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eEver wonder if your houseplants are silently judging you? Spoiler: they are. This laugh-out-loud illustrated gift book imagines what your favorite ferns, succulents, and tropicals are really thinking, and it is not pretty. Maybe your fiddle-leaf fig finds you pathetic. Your majesty palm is deeply disdainful. And is it possible your philodendron has been eyeing your partner?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003ePacked with witty one-liners, vibrant plant portraits, and hilariously relatable plant humor, it's perfect for anyone who talks to their plants and suspects they're talking back. Each plant even comes with its astrological sign and a cheeky note, so it's as much fun to flip through as it is to gift. Little enough to sit on a coffee table or a shelf, and exactly the right kind of petty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThe ultimate present for the plant parent, the serial plant killer, or the green-thumbed goddess in your life. Open it, if you dare.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003eDetails\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTitle: Houseplants and Their F*cked-Up Thoughts: P.S., They Hate You\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAuthors: Carlyle Christoff and Elisabeth Saake\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFormat: hardcover, 96 pages, approx. 6.5\" x 4.5\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGenre: humor, gift book, plant parody\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Simon \u0026 Schuster","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45806769766563,"sku":"8755199672483","price":9.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0673\/5944\/1059\/files\/House_Plants_and_Their_Fucked_up_Thoughts_Hardcover.jpg?v=1752526997","url":"https:\/\/www.watermoon.shop\/products\/houseplants-and-their-fucked-up-thoughts","provider":"Water Moon Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}